Friday, December 26, 2008

6 Year Old Date Protocol

Well, we go in one of those big, long black cars.

A limousine?

Yep.  And then we go out to eat and talk about politics.  And we bring along dogs and bears.

Thursday, December 25, 2008


My brain has really good designs.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Chapped or Not

Mom: My lips are dry and owie.

Poppy: My lips are wet and fine.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

In Tune

I'm going to lose it in a minute because I've already lost half of it.

Saturday, November 22, 2008


Bad panties!

Good Advice

Mom: I'm grouchy.

Poppy: You can't be grouchy when you are still in bed.


Because it's so comfortable.

(5 minutes later)

I'm still grouchy.

Sometimes when I'm grouchy I just pout for a minute. I fold my arms and pout and then I usually feel better.

(picture me pouting as directed)

Very good mommy. Do you feel better now?

I actually do. Thanks.

Friday, October 24, 2008


Look Mom, I'm a hooker. I mean a cooker.

(Thank God!)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Daddy's Hairy Chest

I like your fur.  You're an animal.


Someday Sophie will not be alive any more.  That will make me sad but we can still celebrate her.

And one day I bet I won't think about her everyday, but that's ok.

June 2008

Saturday, August 02, 2008

Mom's Birthday Wish

Remember what mommy wants for her birthday...
new breasts.
I mean boobs.

(I actually want a new bra, but that's an idea.)

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Birthday Plans

What, do you want to go somewhere and talk to adults?

Because that's not going to happen.

(I suggested a bike ride to a local park so she could play.)

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Daddy, do you miss the sweet scent?

Friday, June 20, 2008

Writing 6

Sixes can be really hard to do.

Only for babies!

Monday, June 16, 2008

Too Soon for Mom!

I love my short hair.  It looks like I'm going to college.

Friday, May 30, 2008


Toilet Paper Request

Give me a slice.

Flavor of Filet Mignon

I remember what this tastes like...

Butterflies walking.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008

I bit my cheek and it bleeded. I'm drinking blood right now and I like it!

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Can you move the bowling pins? They're in the way of balloon soccer.

Saturday, March 29, 2008

I know, I know! You don't really have to teach me everything.

(point taken)

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Fuller Brush

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

New Bedtime Rules

You have to lay on the covers so they can be as beautiful as ever.

Love In Kindergarten

I love, love, love Seth.

Why do you love him?
Well, because we fit. (Said very matter of fact) 
What does that mean?
Well, we kind of have the same voice and our hair is kind of the same color and we sit by each other every day.
So, that's why you like him?
That's why I love him.  He's very handsome.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

Try Explaining This One

Daddy, what's a paradox?


Is it Saturday?  On Sunday and Saturday I can have an ice cream sundae and an ice cream saturday.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Monday, March 10, 2008

Modern Home

Friday, February 29, 2008

I will use my hair for a hat.

Monday, February 18, 2008

Sophie & Red Lamp

Monday, January 28, 2008

What people did before pockets.

We have to get all the money back in my pants.

And she literally meant back in her pants.  Not the pockets, but the pants!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Feet & Hearts

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

God doesn't have a kitchen.  Just because.

Monday, January 14, 2008


I have to clean my voice.

Sunday, January 06, 2008


(I found a quote from May 2005)
I have bubbles in my bottom.