Proud Parent Moment

I'm a fart master, or I should say a fart queen.  It kind of smells perfumey.

Decorating

I need a real house and a couch.

Quiet, please.

Shhhhhhh Daddy!  You're destroying my reading.

Time for Rogaine?

It's all about hair style, Dad.  It's all about hair style.

Junk Drawer

I see.

I'm thirsty with dignity.

Super Bowl Half Time Inpiration

Someday when I go onstage, I'm going to talk about cavities.

Injury or Anatomy?

Oh, my butt cracked!

Dad's Greatest Compliment...Ever!

Your stories always open my mind.