Sunday, August 16, 2009

Proud Parent Moment

I'm a fart master, or I should say a fart queen.  It kind of smells perfumey.

Sunday, March 15, 2009


I need a real house and a couch.

Quiet, please.

Shhhhhhh Daddy!  You're destroying my reading.

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Time for Rogaine?

It's all about hair style, Dad.  It's all about hair style.

Junk Drawer

Saturday, February 07, 2009

I see.

I'm thirsty with dignity.

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Super Bowl Half Time Inpiration

Someday when I go onstage, I'm going to talk about cavities.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Injury or Anatomy?

Oh, my butt cracked!

Friday, January 02, 2009

Dad's Greatest Compliment...Ever!

Your stories always open my mind.