Saturday, December 22, 2007

Daddy: "This table needs to be cleared off."

Poppy: "And I'm going to watch you do that."

I just heard about that in my ear.

Typical dad

Poppy: "Ow, my back." Who am I?
Dad: Me?
Poppy: You!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

(during role-play Poppy's stuffed lambie is found lying on the ground)

*Gasp* "She's dead! We have to take her to the office and fix her blood."

Sunday, December 02, 2007


This morning we were having a discussion about the word hate. I said that I didn't like that word and then Poppy said...

"God lets us say it."

Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Are you going to have another baby?
It looks like you kinda looks like you are.

Monday, October 08, 2007

New Shoes

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

(While looking in Nana's trunk early this summer Poppy said the following.)

What a mess. Damn it! Something's really wrong.

Sunday, September 09, 2007

Daddy's Room

Thursday, August 16, 2007

I love my new purse. It makes me wild and certified.

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

I'm too sad to be a kid today.


Saturday, July 14, 2007

My Seatmate

I'm very complicated. Do you know what that means?

Crabby. It means crabby.

Monday, July 09, 2007

My phone just ranged. It's my husband.

Hello? Hi, it's Poppy. Yes, husband?

Sunday, July 08, 2007

Bedtime Ritual

Snuggle in we always say.


Thursday, June 28, 2007

My Ouchie

Mama, can you eat this? You see, it's a little bit tricky to eat.

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Hello Kitty is born

(Pretend telephone conversation)
Mom: Hello?
Poppy: Hi. I have a baby.
Mom: Oh? What is your baby's name?
Poppy: Hello Kitty and she is already out of my vagina.

Monday, June 04, 2007

I'm so hungry,
I've got the cheesy blues.

Monday, May 28, 2007

Sunday, May 27, 2007


Saturday, May 26, 2007

Poppy: I'm going to drive the boat.

Mama: Grandpa's in charge of that. You're going to have to ask him.

Poppy: Don't talk down to me!

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Bike Guy

Sunday, May 13, 2007


Friday, May 04, 2007

Mistaken Identity

Who is that on the TV?

Is that God?

(I was going for Captain Jack Sparrow, but it's hard to argue her point.)

Saturday, April 28, 2007

Mama, can we go swimming?
Not today. The water is too cold.
Well, then I'm going to tell on you.
I need help with the door so I can go tell on you.
Mama, can you please help me open the door?

Monday, April 23, 2007

This is a rooster.
This is his foot.
This is his penis.
But then someone said that chickens don't have penises so I cut it off.
This is her tummy...

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Boys wear belts and girls wear skirts.

Go-Go Boots

I was sitting on the potty when I took this.

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

I'm a serious little kid.
Who told you that?
No one. I figured it out of my imagination.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

I'm not ready to talk yet, you just go ahead and wait.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

I like being beautiful.

Saturday, April 07, 2007

Hello Police?
All the dogs and cats are dead!?!

My name isn't honey.
Oh, what is it then?
I'm the boss, a mom and a mother.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Lamp Base

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Like Daughter, Like Mother

I was told by Poppy that I needed to take her photo while she stood "like this" and then she would take one of me "like this". Small price to pay for a cute photo of your daughter.

Spinning Sensation

Runny Nose Solution

I put a noodle in my nose.
Why did you put a noodle in your nose?
Because I wanted the boogies to stop.
(I help her blow the noodle out of her nose.)
Do you remember when you put the button in your nose?

Yep, that hurt.

(Is something not connecting here? After all, we went to the ER to have the button removed for a whopping $800. The hospital considered it surgery because they entered an orifice)

Friday, March 30, 2007

Apology in Triplicate

Excuse me, I tooted.
Excuse me, I tooted.
Excuse me, I tooted.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007


God is going to come back soon, he's going to stay at a hotel for ever and ever and ever. He's not going to come to our house.

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Oh, this is so hopeless.
How come?
Because of all this homework.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Story Time

Which book do you want first, Alvie Eats Soup or Babar?
Alvie, because Babar is for dessert.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Friday, March 16, 2007

Sunday, March 11, 2007

An Important Tool

Mama, you're ticklish...
(She tickles me and gets no response)
But I'm not a scientist.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

My water's spilling.

Sophie's Eye

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

You're the best mama in the whole, wide world. I love you so much...and I like daddy.