No Limits

Some things that Poppy thinks that I might want to consider as alternative careers.

Gardener (though I need to exercise so that I have the stamina for this profession)
Professional Birdwatcher
Music Star
Artist
Ventriloquist
Science Girl
Server at a restaurant
Sell Cell phones
Educational Assistant
Judge
Jeweler
Furniture builder
Dressmaker
Photographer
Dog Breeder
PoliceGirl
Orange juice maker
Opthamologist (eye checker)
Audiologist (ear checker)

Wisdom of Babes

They just want your money.  They don't care if you're happy.  They just want your money.

Proud Parent Moment

I'm a fart master, or I should say a fart queen.  It kind of smells perfumey.

Decorating

I need a real house and a couch.

Quiet, please.

Shhhhhhh Daddy!  You're destroying my reading.

Time for Rogaine?

It's all about hair style, Dad.  It's all about hair style.

Junk Drawer

I see.

I'm thirsty with dignity.

Super Bowl Half Time Inpiration

Someday when I go onstage, I'm going to talk about cavities.