6 Year Old Date Protocol

Well, we go in one of those big, long black cars.

A limousine?

Yep.  And then we go out to eat and talk about politics.  And we bring along dogs and bears.

Artist

My brain has really good designs.

Chapped or Not

Mom: My lips are dry and owie.

Poppy: My lips are wet and fine.

In Tune

I'm going to lose it in a minute because I've already lost half of it.

Wedgie

Bad panties!

Good Advice

Mom: I'm grouchy.

Poppy: You can't be grouchy when you are still in bed.

Why?

Because it's so comfortable.

(5 minutes later)

I'm still grouchy.

Sometimes when I'm grouchy I just pout for a minute. I fold my arms and pout and then I usually feel better.

(picture me pouting as directed)

Very good mommy. Do you feel better now?

I actually do. Thanks.

Ummm

Look Mom, I'm a hooker. I mean a cooker.

(Thank God!)

Daddy's Hairy Chest

I like your fur.  You're an animal.

Understanding

Someday Sophie will not be alive any more.  That will make me sad but we can still celebrate her.

And one day I bet I won't think about her everyday, but that's ok.

June 2008

Mom's Birthday Wish

Remember what mommy wants for her birthday...
new breasts.
I mean boobs.

(I actually want a new bra, but that's an idea.)

Birthday Plans

What, do you want to go somewhere and talk to adults?

Because that's not going to happen.

(I suggested a bike ride to a local park so she could play.)

Daddy, do you miss the sweet scent?

Writing 6

Sixes can be really hard to do.

Only for babies!

Too Soon for Mom!

I love my short hair.  It looks like I'm going to college.

Mom

Toilet Paper Request

Give me a slice.

Flavor of Filet Mignon

I remember what this tastes like...

Butterflies walking.

Harry Potter's Aunt & Uncle: Good Observation

They're bad parents!

I bit my cheek and it bleeded. I'm drinking blood right now and I like it!

Can you move the bowling pins? They're in the way of balloon soccer.

I know, I know! You don't really have to teach me everything.

(point taken)

Fuller Brush

New Bedtime Rules

You have to lay on the covers so they can be as beautiful as ever.

Love In Kindergarten

I love, love, love Seth.

Why do you love him?

Well, because we fit. (Said very matter of fact) 

What does that mean?

Well, we kind of have the same voice and our hair is kind of the same color and we sit by each other every day.

So, that's why you like him?

That's why I love him.  He's very handsome.

Try Explaining This One

Daddy, what's a paradox?

Semantics

Is it Saturday?  On Sunday and Saturday I can have an ice cream sundae and an ice cream saturday.

Fuzzy, Cute & Close

Self Portrait - Supermodel Face

Modern Home

I will use my hair for a hat.

Sophie & Red Lamp

What people did before pockets.

We have to get all the money back in my pants.

And she literally meant back in her pants.  Not the pockets, but the pants!

Feet & Hearts

God doesn't have a kitchen.  Just because.

*Cough*

I have to clean my voice.

Gas

(I found a quote from May 2005)
I have bubbles in my bottom.