Mom

Toilet Paper Request

Give me a slice.

Flavor of Filet Mignon

I remember what this tastes like...

Butterflies walking.

Harry Potter's Aunt & Uncle: Good Observation

They're bad parents!

I bit my cheek and it bleeded. I'm drinking blood right now and I like it!

Can you move the bowling pins? They're in the way of balloon soccer.

I know, I know! You don't really have to teach me everything.

(point taken)

Fuller Brush

New Bedtime Rules

You have to lay on the covers so they can be as beautiful as ever.

Love In Kindergarten

I love, love, love Seth.

Why do you love him?

Well, because we fit. (Said very matter of fact) 

What does that mean?

Well, we kind of have the same voice and our hair is kind of the same color and we sit by each other every day.

So, that's why you like him?

That's why I love him.  He's very handsome.

Try Explaining This One

Daddy, what's a paradox?

Semantics

Is it Saturday?  On Sunday and Saturday I can have an ice cream sundae and an ice cream saturday.

Fuzzy, Cute & Close

Self Portrait - Supermodel Face

Modern Home

I will use my hair for a hat.

Sophie & Red Lamp

What people did before pockets.

We have to get all the money back in my pants.

And she literally meant back in her pants.  Not the pockets, but the pants!

Feet & Hearts

God doesn't have a kitchen.  Just because.