Gas

(I found a quote from May 2005)
I have bubbles in my bottom.

I went to outerspace when I was a little girl. But I was sad because I didn't want to go fast. I want to go slow to outerspace because it makes me so happy.

I need to stay awake so I don't make a mistake in my dream.

I want to go to China to eat lunch.

There's so much going on, I can't think. Maybe I'll think tomorrow.

I have tears on my legs. My knees are crying.
(Pee is running down her legs.)

I was on the rollercoaster for 15 years with the boogyman.

I'm going to eat some gorgeous, gorgeous food.

Curly.  That's a hard word to say, like theater.

I love diamonds.

Why?

Because that's impossible.

My daddy is my favorite toy.

Uncle Mark's going to save the day. Yes, I think he will.

Special Card

I need to write a special Daddy letter because he is the nicest daddy I've ever talked to or kissed to. So you have to put that in the mailbox in a sec.

I'm never going to be happy again ever.

And all of this said before noon

The music makes me ouchie on my forehead.

Thanks Mom, Thanks. That's very helpful.

I have an idea. My hair is too hot for my idea.

I'm the itchiest girl I ever met.

Comments on Candy

I love yellows. They make me round and fresh and happy all at the same time.