Apology in Triplicate

Excuse me, I tooted.
Excuse me, I tooted.
Excuse me, I tooted.

Prophesy

God is going to come back soon, he's going to stay at a hotel for ever and ever and ever. He's not going to come to our house.

Oh, this is so hopeless.
How come?
Because of all this homework.

Story Time

Which book do you want first, Alvie Eats Soup or Babar?
Alvie, because Babar is for dessert.

Mom's Desk - My Perspective

An Important Tool

Mama, you're ticklish...
(She tickles me and gets no response)
But I'm not a scientist.

Daddy...
My water's spilling.

Sophie's Eye

You're the best mama in the whole, wide world. I love you so much...and I like daddy.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Oh MUCH fun it is to ride in a
one FOR SOAP IN sleigh. Hey!

Rudolph the Raindeer Nose Deer

I hear wolves.
Those aren't wolves, those are sirens being tested.
Well, the sirens sound like wolves.

Letter Recognition

Mom, I found you a D. There's another. I'll find you hundreds of D's.

(John was getting out of the shower while Poppy was sitting on the potty.)

Your breasts look like eyes. Your belly button looks like a nose. And your ponytail looks like a mouth.

I'm sorry I was acting so crazy. If I hadn't found that paper, I would have been in trouble.

I know you're crazy, but I love you.