(John was getting out of the shower while Poppy was sitting on the potty.)

Your breasts look like eyes. Your belly button looks like a nose. And your ponytail looks like a mouth.

I'm sorry I was acting so crazy. If I hadn't found that paper, I would have been in trouble.

I know you're crazy, but I love you.

Do you have a cold?

No, I just have a warm.

Scaredy Cat Swing-n-Sing

Poppy celebrated her 4th Birthday yesterday!

I went to outerspace when I was a little girl. But I was sad because I didn't want to go fast. I want to go slow to outerspace because it makes me so happy.

I need to stay awake so I don't make a mistake in my dream.

I want to go to China to eat lunch.

There's so much going on, I can't think. Maybe I'll think tomorrow.

I have tears on my legs. My knees are crying.
(Pee is running down her legs.)

I was on the rollercoaster for 15 years with the boogyman.

I'm going to eat some gorgeous, gorgeous food.

Curly.  That's a hard word to say, like theater.

I love diamonds.

Why?

Because that's impossible.

My daddy is my favorite toy.

Uncle Mark's going to save the day. Yes, I think he will.

Special Card

I need to write a special Daddy letter because he is the nicest daddy I've ever talked to or kissed to. So you have to put that in the mailbox in a sec.

I'm never going to be happy again ever.

And all of this said before noon

The music makes me ouchie on my forehead.