Spinning Sensation

Runny Nose Solution

I put a noodle in my nose.
Why did you put a noodle in your nose?
Because I wanted the boogies to stop.
(I help her blow the noodle out of her nose.)
Do you remember when you put the button in your nose?
Yep, that hurt.

(Is something not connecting here? After all, we went to the ER to have the button removed for a whopping $800. The hospital considered it surgery because they entered an orifice)

Apology in Triplicate

Excuse me, I tooted.
Excuse me, I tooted.
Excuse me, I tooted.

Prophesy

God is going to come back soon, he's going to stay at a hotel for ever and ever and ever. He's not going to come to our house.

Oh, this is so hopeless.
How come?
Because of all this homework.

Story Time

Which book do you want first, Alvie Eats Soup or Babar?
Alvie, because Babar is for dessert.

Mom's Desk - My Perspective

An Important Tool

Mama, you're ticklish...
(She tickles me and gets no response)
But I'm not a scientist.

Daddy...
My water's spilling.

Sophie's Eye

You're the best mama in the whole, wide world. I love you so much...and I like daddy.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
Oh MUCH fun it is to ride in a
one FOR SOAP IN sleigh. Hey!

Rudolph the Raindeer Nose Deer

I hear wolves.
Those aren't wolves, those are sirens being tested.
Well, the sirens sound like wolves.

Letter Recognition

Mom, I found you a D. There's another. I'll find you hundreds of D's.